hornyspice:

*opens a pack of gum*
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bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

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20daysofjune:

reblogging from the source to get rid of an annoying comment
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My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

  • White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
  • My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
  • White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
  • My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
  • White Co-Worker: Just English
  • My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
  • White Co-Worker: Moo?
  • My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
  • White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*

You’ll eat tacos, celebrate “drinko de mayo”, and do sugar skulls whenever you can

goodmorningshipwreck:

but you won’t let a man sell oranges on the side of the road to feed his family.

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